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Photo 19 Oct 108,289 notes kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

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Text 19 Oct 1,090,775 notes

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

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Text 19 Oct 406,258 notes

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

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Chat 19 Oct 1,117 notes
  • Me when someone plays with my hair: can you do that for the next 12 years thx
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Photo 18 Oct 20,324 notes engineerguy:

cartoonpolitics:

“The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.” ~ Frank Zappa

Money over erything

engineerguy:

cartoonpolitics:

“The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.” ~ Frank Zappa

Money over erything

Photo 18 Oct 442 notes zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

Photo 17 Oct 5,840 notes tmnt-uk:

All brothers stand together. TMNT in UK cinemas everywhere from Friday!

tmnt-uk:

All brothers stand together. TMNT in UK cinemas everywhere from Friday!

Text 17 Oct 160,401 notes

Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

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onlyhimforinfinityandbeyond:

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